Tuesday, June 24, 2008


How the hell am I supposed to eat oranges for breakfast when the combination of citrus and toothpaste tastes like an infant threw up in my mouth? This seems too cruel a joke.

1 comment:

Magicman said...

Maybe it's that god awful toothpaste you get from Melaleuca. It tastes like chlorine and ammonia and arsenic with a hint of mint.